CH 47 / 11:47 PM / NOT RECEIVING

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CH 47 / 11:47 PM / SIGNAL LOCKED

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Transmission log

  1. Night Signal Radio, 66.6 FM, is testing a second frequency after midnight. Listen for the voice under the voice.
  2. Miss Cosmos reports the switchboard lighting up on its own. She runs it alone. Nobody else is calling.
  3. Algorithm Corporation reminds all viewers that Void Points do not expire. Viewers do.
  4. Sad Steve's Taxidermy and Ice Cream is out of Rocky Road. Do not ask about the Rocky Road.
  5. The channel changer counts to six. Channel 47 is not the only number that is missing.

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More of the log unlocks as the broadcast continues. Watch Channel 47 at 11:47 PM. Keep your access code. It will not be issued twice.

LINE 4 / BACK ROOM / DO NOT ASK
The counter is closed. Steve is not here.
LINE 4 / BACK ROOM / OPEN

You asked.

Sprinkles is in the back room. Sprinkles has always been in the back room. Your curiosity has been logged and forwarded to the Algorithm Corporation for processing.

Void Points credited: 1,147

Redeemable at the Route 47 Home Shopping Network when the signal reaches it. Hold on to this screen. Void Points do not expire. Viewers do.

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